shawn and yo were so upset at me today because they had to come pick me up at israeli army base in jersalem. an old man tried to pet me on a busy street today. i bit his finger really lightly as a joke, i thought that's funny, you know us bears always bite each other for fun, so i thought he'd get it, but instead of biting me back, he screamed very loud. he then called the army and these cute female soldiers came with machine guns to capture me. i tried to bite them too, but they didn't think that's funny either, so i held my hands up...i'm sorry, please don't send me home by air mail, shawn and yo. It won't happen again, I swear.

kumako